It's been a straight five years since we first realised that this was not just a meme but a REAL BOOK! Now, finally, we have it. And with a couple more on the way, it's going to be a magnificently revealing first week of March.

Where are your feelings on the 'glass' to 'rough surfaces' scale? Patrick Bateman or Attila The (Animal Skins) Hun?

Dominant women prefer a concave vase. Have to say. Not surprised.



An exhibitionist living room - curiously without an exhibitionist in it. Too busy doing tai chi in the park.



There are minimalist Japanese apartments discussed and illustrated (of course there are). But there are also Indian interiors which you really don't see so often. See the bolsters on the carpet in right hand page picture. For the full floor recline.



Close up of the cover. It is fabulous. Desire to avoid conformity (white sofa). Well, you can read it - it's wonderful.

So we have one copy today and a couple on the way. Now that these books have come out of their five year hibernation, the internet algorithms have decided to price them around the six hundred crazy dollar mark (it's good but not that good). Not IDEA though. We are 'pay no more than £150 for this super rare superbook' and that's the end (or the beginning of it). 

The book is yours.